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Showing posts with label Santa Banta Jokes. Show all posts

i luv u santa


Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’

Aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey,
”agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya karo ghey?”
“Janab mein awazein nikaloon gha Dhishkoon,DishkooN”

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