Popular TV show CID is one most watchable program and their dialogs are very famous as short SMS. Here you can get a cute collection of Funny CID messages in Hindi 140 character for entertainment.
(1) A for apple
B for banana
Wah!wah!
A for apple
B for banana
Kuch B ho jaye daya goli mat chalana
(2) Fredricks ke sar pe 1lack ka loan he
Fredricks ke sar pe 1lack ka loan he
Abhijeet pata kro yeh
When I 1st saw u, you took my breath away.
When u 1st talked to me, I couldn't think.
When u asked me out, I couldn't respond.
When u touched me, I got shivers all through my body.
And when we 1st kised, I floated away in my dreamz.
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Love not 1, Love not two Luv the one who luvs u true,
Love not 1, Love not two Luv the one who luvs u true,
Love not 3, Love not four Luv the one who luvs u more,
Love not 5, Love not six Luv the one who really stickz,
Love not 7, Love not eight Luv the one who really waitz
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Last nite I looked up at the starz
And matched each one with a reason y I love u
I was doing great, but then I ran out of starz
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No one escapez from luv,
Neither the rich nor poor,
Bcoz it takez 2 satisfy a heart,
We feel we'll never be apart.
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I have a hart and that iz true,
But now it has gone from me to u,
So care 4 it just like I do,
Cause I have no heart and u have two.
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I,Me, Myself, Yes me,I
Really
Truly
Unmistakablyy
Unstoppablyy
Unavoidablyy
Crazilyy,
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Simple Bye makez uz cry,
Simple Bye makez uz cry,
Simple joke makez uz Laugh,
Simple care makesz uz fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makez uz feel better,
But i hope my simple msg makez u smile....
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Confusion . . .
Grammar Sayz,
” I Luv U ” Iz A Statement,
Not A Question. . .
Then,
Why Doez It Alwayz,
Require Answer?
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How long will u be special 2 me?
Az long az the starz twinkle in the sky,
Az long az angelz r there up high,
Til the ocean run dry and till the day i die.
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Erasing yourself from somebody’s life iz not az simple az walking out the door.
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When you break up, ur whole identity is shattered. It'z like death.
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I understand y marriagez break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap bcoz it'z too upsetting.
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I never Stopped luving. i just stoped showing it..:(
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If ur luv doez not work with that person, it just meanz that someone else luvs u more.
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Harts wil nvr b practical until they r made unbreakable.
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Love iz giving someone the power too destroy you, but trusting them not too.
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1 of the ugliest sightz in the world is 2 see the one u luv hapy with some1 else.
Life is powerful when you decide to allow your mind to relax and think about the lessons you learn while you are on vacation. Vacation is always a great time to recoup, regroup and rejuvenate your being to clear out the clutter in your mind. It is always important to take a step back to recollect your thoughts, redefine your life and reinvent who you are. In order to grow to the next level in your life you have to be willing to move forward. Moving forward simply means leaving the past behind, not allowing the past to stop you from living in the now. The past is what you cannot change but the present is inevitable. I can attest to allowing the past to hinder me from moving on to the next phase of my life. Since I have been on vacation this summer I realize how important it is to move forward. For too long I have allowed failed relationships and failed friendships to hold me handcuffed to my past. It is imperative you give yourself permission to a fresh start, it is your right to push the delete button and start over again. I had to learn to forgive myself when others did not forgive me, I had to learn to love myself when others did not reciprocate it, I had to learn to be mature when the other parties involved choose to act like a child and I had to learn to be my biggest fan, cheerleader and supporter when no one else was there. The key ingredient to moving forward is having faith. Faith is not measured by what you can see but is measured by what you cannot see. When you do not allow fear to control your steps and make a decision to step out of the box then you will see God's hand guiding you in the right direction.
Here are the lessons I am learning while on vacation in beautiful Virginia:
1) Move Forward, Leave The Past Behind!
2) Do not explain yourself, you are grown.
3) Do not fear the unknown.
4) Do not force it, let it happen naturally.
5) Think outside the box.
6) Follow the road of happiness.
7) Live life!
8) Make it happen!
9) Focus, Silence & Action!
10) Change is Good!
11) Do not just have a dream, live the dream & do the dream!
12) Let if flow!
13) Do not settle.
14) Stop playing it safe & live life full of adventure.
15) Stop caring about what others think, do you , be you and stay true.
Do I need u
And I luv u so?
It is the great questions...
Because my luv
Is only for you,
And it's eternal,
Full of passion.
I luv u....
And I do luv u!
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I am missing my luv
because I am not able 2
talk 2 him, not even able
2 see him. The feeling I get
without him iz thiz...
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The greatest weaknes
of most humanz
iz their hesitancy
2 tell otherz
how much they luv them
while they're alive.
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Understanding iz deeper than luv
There r many people who luv uz
but very few who understand uz….
(True fact of life)
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Love Some1,
Not Because They Give,
You What u Need,
But,
Because They Give u Feelingz,
U Never Thought u Needed...
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smile make flowarz alive
smile make flowarz alive
sing make birdz alive
open urz eyez make sun alive
hum make statue alive
keep urz lipz on my hart
2 make me alive
Never have I hurt thiz much,
never cried so many tearz.
Thiz pain u ve caused,
itz not ur fault,
thiz I know with all of my heart
Some pathz have 2 be crossed alone,
So never be emotionaly attached with someone,
You never know when u havE to walk alone
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I cry 4 the memories I've left behind.
I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new.
I cry 4 the timez I thought I had u.
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The hourz turned to days,
days to weekz,
and weeks 2 monthz,
Nothing haz changed,
I'm still in luv,
and,
you're still gone..:(
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It takez a minute 2 have a crush,
An hour to like some1,
And a day to love some1,
But it takez a lifetime,
To forget some1.
When I met u I didn’t know u, but when I kissed u I was sure u were the one for me.
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Luv reducez the complexity of living.
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When u truly love someone, u can never get bored of that person.
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I laugh, I luv, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know u do the same thingz too, So we’re really not that different, me and u
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the one u love and one who loves u r never, ever the same
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I tried to forget u, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about u
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It’z hard 2 believe that it was better to have loved and lost than never 2 have loved at all.
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i have never been 2 jail but that doesn't mean i've never stolen a heart.
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As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek 2 quench the fire of luv with wordz.
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Luv iz the most cruciest form of affection & the most sweetest form of torture.
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The moment we met I knew u were the one for me. I luve u with all my heart.
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I wonder what it feels like to be with the one u luv and know He/She luvs u back.
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Love iz D magician that pulls man out of hiz own hat
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no one afraid to say i luv u they are afraid of the response
"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles aroundyour penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."
The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure.
"So what's the good news?" he asks.
The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"
The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it."
So the doctor performs the operation.
A few weeks later, the guy takes hisgirlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. Whilesitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful.
Seeking relief, he reaches down andunzips his fly to relieve some of the pressure.
Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again.
"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend,"That was impressive! Can you do that again?"
Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably...But I don't know if Ican fit another dinner roll up my ass!"
Interviewer : "Can you please write your name for me in English,
here on this paper"
The man writes his name and passes the piece of paper back to the
interviewer.
Interviewer : "Are you sure this is your name?"
Man : "Of course I am sure that this is my name"
Interviewer " So your name is....PRETTY RED KNICKERS?"
Man : "Well sir, you told me to write my name in English, but in
Punjabi my name is SUNDAR LAL CHADHA."
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Office Wali FIKKI.....
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Ghar Wali Me TASTE NAHI AATA......
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Hotel Wali To MAST Hoti Hai.....
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Sudhar Jao KAMINO!!!
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Mai Chaye (TEA) Ki Baat Kar Raha Hu......
Banta: “Nahi Yaar, Kabhi Moka Nahi Laga”
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Santa: “To Bhonsdi Ke Kya Tu Apne Baap Ke Tatte Choos Ke Bada Hua Hai?“
“You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth :
( John Green, Looking for Alaska )
( J.D. Stroube, Caged in Darkness )
( Joyce Meyer, Battlefield of the Mind: Winning the Battle in Your Mind )
( Sarah Dessen, Just Listen )
“Things without all remedy should be without regard:
( William Shakespeare, Macbeth )
( Bil Keane )
( George Harrison )
( Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters )
( Dan Brown, Deception Point )
( Mercedes Lackey )
( Geraldine Brooks, March )
( Sophia Loren )
( Lorraine Zago Rosenthal )
― Georg Christoph Lichtenberg